1. I am the Lord thy captain. There will be no higher authority aboard this ship.
2. Thou shalt not disobey my orders.
3. Thou shalt not tell me a lie.
4. Thou shalt not lose thy cool.
5. Thou shalt not take strong drink without the captain’s permission.
6. Thou shalt not sleep on watch.
7. Thou shalt not waste water.
8. Thou shalt not hassle thy ship mate.
9. Thou shalt not piss to windward.
10. Thou shalt not bitch.
So Be It.
Credit: The Old Man and the Sea: Return to Cuba
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